With the exception of Superman and his gig at the Daily Planet most of the best comic book super heroes don’t seem to have a day job. In fact, Batman and Robin aside, you have to kinda’ wonder where they get their money from. Wouldn’t it be cool to create super heroes from some of what we consider to be the most boring jobs possible on this planet? What would their super power be? And how could it be used to save the world from destruction?
Wall Street by day, all streets at night… the stock broker bandit would be a Robin Hood of sorts. Stealing money from his rich clients by day, he would then don his hundred dollar bill cape and hand that out money out to the needy, fighting corporate body guards who stand in his way. My hand would certainly be out for a visit from this caped crusader.
Roaming the halls in high heels, this wonder teacher would be able to put an end to the bully syndrome. Just one tap of her magic pen and any bully that enters her view is turned instantly into a whiny cry baby. Her biggest adversaries would be tough guy dads and bossy moms who think their child is the epitome of good deportment.
Super waiter is able to produce a table in seconds, already adorned with a basket of hot bread and glasses of water. He will be able to leap and bound into the kitchen to get your lunch to you in under five minutes. Super waiters powers lie in his super apron, where pixie dust is stored to get the cooks to move faster. His biggest threat is when those cooks come to and realize the spell he put them under.
The Vancouver immigration lawyer is hard at work helping immigrants obtain visas by day and fighting injustices by night. Roaming the streets with his powerful law book he is able to put a stop to all crime and make sure that everyone is obeying the law. Be wary if you find him as a lawyer through bcjusticereviewforum.ca!
Like Wonder Woman’s jet, the cab driver can turn the invisibility cloak on at will, defying traffic and getting his passengers to their destination on time. Traveling faster than even the speed of light, residents of his Gotham city never are late for work.
A super beautician’s super power is a no brainer. 30 minutes in her super chair and the client is transformed into a beauty queen. All the power is in that magical hair dryer which can turn even the ugliest duckling into a gorgeous princess. Super beautician has to fight off all the jerks who suddenly show interest in the beautiful client.
All of these super hero’s will work in print or online. There are hundreds of different ways ordinary people can be saved everyday, if only there were enough superheroes to go around.